Yeah, I got one too. It is now with the banana peels and chicken bones.
I was working in the lab late one night
when my eyes beheld an eerie sight,
a once dead candidate was on his feet,
and he grabbed a mike, so he could compete,
he did the Cruz, he did the monster Cruz,
he didn’t lose, he said he would refuse,
(aah-ooh)
Now there’s Donald Trump with a silver stake,
he said Ted, I’m sure you made a mistake,
when you said you quit, and you would drop out,
that was your demise, and it left no doubt
there was no Cruz, there was no monster Cruz,
you were like Kasich, Rubio and guys who snooze,
your delegates are gonna give me all their votes,
even if they don’t like all my quotes
(aah-ooh) they did the monster Cruz ...