[FirstFlaBn]

Next thing you know, they’ll all move to Detroit for the free municipal water. Electricity, like Obama phones and now diapers, are a human right. We need an NWO wealth tax to fund these deserving programs. The tax bills will delivered by pixies riding unicorns.

[lightman]

Next thing you know, they’ll all move to Detroit for the free municipal water. Electricity, like Obama phones and now diapers, are a human right

You left out new towels for their heads.