[ClearCase_guy]

I’m picturing a long-standing Harvard club of all men, with the guys drawing straws, and the guy with the short straw — we can call him Wayne — gets to “self-identify” as a woman on his membership card.

Problem solved.

[pieceofthepuzzle]

I love it. And if they came after them, they could respond that the administration wasn’t respecting Wayne’s new identity..

[Scrambler Bob]

the guy with the short straw
= = =

Why not the guy with the Long straw????

[Do the math]

Just let one hot girl join their club, then they will have someone to make them sandwiches and get their beer.

[Rembrandt]

“Problem solved.”

How about Bluto?