Posted on 05/05/2016 9:07:51 AM PDT by SoFloFreeper
OH MY GOD! NOW THIS???
MEMO TO YOU NEVERTRUMP FOLKS:
So, so sorry Jesus was not physically available to run. But I understand Mathew, Mark, Luke or John have been seen working at a KMart in Michigan. And Paul is...oh, wait. Forget Paul. As we recall, he was a notorious serial abuser of early Christians and a tax collector AKA “Saul of Tarsus”.
Darn.
never mind!
On second thought, even if Jesus WERE available, there was that confirmed story about Him hanging with those whores and beating up those innocent merchants in the temple.
Gee.
double never mind!!
I heard Donald Trump used the wrong fork at dinner once.
“That’s it, not voting for Trump anymore!!”
Yup! Obviously, the only real option is to vote for the communist!
People who own golf courses don’t cheat.
Trump cheats in golf.
Hillary cheats in life.
Is he the boxer who got caught cross dressing?
I heard Trump kicked his dog one time.
I could play golf with you. It would be fun.
I despise playing with folks who think they are in a tournament. They aren’t.
My presence should be proof of that. :>)
And I was told by a reliable source that three times (3x !!) TRUMP came back to an expired parking meter !
It’s true...Trump pulls the whiners and losers out of the woodwork.
Unlike Obama, I don’t think Trump will base his entire presidency on the triviality of his golf game.
How does this Trump “transgression” stand up to Bill cheating on Hillary, Hillary cheating on taxes, and Obama cheating on the election?
Oscar, here’s a tip, just don’t play golf with Trump...problem solved! You’ll have more time to shop Victoria’s Secret for lengerie.
The guy in the barber shop says it is true.
No one wants to get into a fight with a former professional boxer, but this guy is gonna find himself standing with his johnson in his hand. He is in the entertainment business today being a sports promoter and there is not a more susceptible profession to the black ball in the jar.
I hope this guy knows how to make a taco for his next business venture.
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Just another lying Mexican.
OH NOOOO Say it’s not true ... at least he didn’t tear off a mattress tag
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