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To: Olog-hai
Dear Abby,

Since traveling to South Africa in 2004. I have felt as if I was a giraffe. Granted, a male giraffe but now I feel as though I am a woman trapped in the body of a male giraffe. That is a female giraffe, not really a woman.
What am I to do?
Please answer quickly, the neighbors are upset at my eating the leaves from their trees.
Hugs,
Ginger

24 posted on 05/04/2016 7:28:55 PM PDT by BatGuano (You don't think I'd go into combat with loose change in my pocket, do ya?)
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To: BatGuano

It’s a very common delusion. Most people who think they’re giraffes are actually okapis. You’ll be fine.


31 posted on 05/04/2016 8:01:45 PM PDT by Ken H (Best election ever!)
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