You wouldn't be recommending the assassination of Donald Trump, now would you, Piers?
Morgan is a big Trump fan. He won Celebrity Apprentice one season.
Silver Streak coming into the Union Station.
It ain’t stopping.
“The Wreck of the Ol’ 97”
Well they gave him his orders at Monroe, Virginia,
Said: “Steve, you’re way behind time,
“This is not 38, this is Ol’ 97,
“Put her into Spencer on time.”
Then he turned around and said to his black, greasy fireman,
“Shovel on a little more coal.
“And when we cross that White Oak mountain,
“Watch Ol’ ‘97 roll.”
And then a telegram come from Washington station,
This is how it read:
“Oh that brave engineer that run ol 97,
“Is lyin in old Danville dead.”
‘Cos he was going down a grade making 90 miles an hour,
The whistle broke into a scream.
He was found in the wreck with his hand on the throttle,
Scalded to death by the steam.
The Donald is in the engine cab....