I think I’m a bird - I’ve shoved feathers under my skin... AND I want Target to provide bathrooms for people like ME ME ME because birds poop differently...
Step up to the plate Target... show us how open minded you are by willingly cutting into your own profits FOR MY SAKE. Remember: feathers make a person a bird.
Where do those of us who identify as attack helicopters go to spew our oil around in Target? Why are they oppressing me with their narrow stalls and low ceilings? Why am I harassed for simplying emptying my payload of missiles?
Finally, a cause that birds, helicopters, and trannies can rally around!