Glenn Beck: "Huge Drudge Font Size" Mocking My Fast For Ted Cruz "A Sign America Is Done"

Real Clear Politics ^ | 05/03/2016 | Tim Hains

[SaveFerris]

That moonshine, or whatever, looks like antifreeze.

[MNDude]

LOL, I was the one that dumped wine on his back while he was at that park in New York.

[sheik yerbouty]

No, it means Blubberella is done!

[sdpatriot]

heh heh

[maggief]

If the font was sans-serif then the end IS near!

[sdpatriot]

had to look...... you are right.... gack

i’m lol over the remarks here... freepers are funny... lol

[maggief]

^5

Hope it was cheap wine.

[RushIsMyTeddyBear]

LOL!

[perfect_rovian_storm]

It’s a sign of the End Times New Roman.

[catnipman]

“If the font was sans-serif then the end IS near!”

And large and bold as well, I see. That is INDEED a deadly combination: sans-serif, bold, and large.

[maggief]

You win!

:)

[boycott]

This clown is on something much worse than caffeine.

I don’t fast when asked to by Mormons, Glenn.

[sdpatriot]

crud, i have to leave for work or i would try my luck at a monty python spoof....

maybe some talented freeper will .. i’ll check back in 9 hours.. (fingers crossed)

lol

[catnipman]

“crud, i have to leave for work or i would try my luck at a monty python spoof”

lots of possibilities.

e.g., revolutionaries in font-shaped costumes, etc.

[batterycommander]

It wasn’t a Fast, it was his FAST FOOD.

[batterycommander]

He hasn’t missed a meal yet.

[Snickering Hound]

[connyankee]

GLEN BECK IS SYNONYMOUS WITH LUNACY. FILM AT 11.

[vette6387]

Actually, he’s kinda right! America is done, done with Lyin’ Ted Cruz.

[sdpatriot]

King Arthur: Consult the Book of Fonts.

Brother Maynard: Fonts, chapter two, verses nine through twenty-one.

Cleric: [reading] And Saint Attila raised the sans-serif up on high, saying, “O Lord, bless this thy sans-serif, that with it thou mayst blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy.” And the Lord did grin. And the people did feast upon the lambs, and sloths, and carp, and anchovies, and orangutans, and breakfast cereals, and fruit bats, and large chu...

Brother Maynard: Skip a bit, Brother...

Cleric: And the Lord spake, saying, “First shalt thou take out the bold font. Then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Font of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it.

Brother Maynard: Amen.