Kim Jong Un issues temporary ban on weddings and funerals for 'security'

Fox News ^ | May 2, 2016 | Staff

[C19fan]

Kim Jong Un is now playing the role of wedding spoiler.

The North Korean dictator banned all weddings – and funerals – for the coming week as the reclusive country gears up to anoint him as their official leader at the first Workers' Party of Korea Congress in 36 years, Britain’s Sunday Times reports.

[TangledUpInBlue]

Hmmmm, so what’s his plan for the deceased?

[Tonytitan]

He has also banned death for two weeks.

[armydawg505]

Even the North Koreans should have their breaking point with this dough boy.

[Celerity]

Bridezilla.

He doesn’t want anyone stealing his thunder.

[BigEdLB]

From Po' John is Daid (Oklahoma):
It's summer, and we're running out of ice...
-Oscar Hammerstein II

[Dilbert San Diego]

Oh geez. So much for anyone who had scheduled their destination wedding in North Korea.........

[reg45]

It’s “Poor Judd” not “Poor John”.

[BigEdLB]

I stand corrected.. It was Jud Frye

[BigEdLB]

Treebark cakes are good for the digestive track - plenty of fiber...

[Dog]

There is a bullet with this nuts name on it.

[Calvin Locke]

Hmmmm, so what’s his plan for the deceased?

Reminds me of the Gary Larson cartoon of a guy in a diner chowing down on a burger with the caption "Did you ever wonder what NYC did with King Kong?"

Given that it's NK, I'd say "Soylent Green".

[DungeonMaster]

“Bring out your dead!”

[M Kehoe]

and funerals

Okay, what are they going to do with the bodies of the rocket scientists? They're starting to pile up.

5.56mm

[DPMD]

He’ll catch up in the following weeks when the implicit ban on executions is lifted.

[gigster]

So, He banned all Death?

[Chode]

[ken in texas]

Oh well, at least they can continue to have backyard barbeques. </s

[Jack Hammer]

The guy’s crazier than a sh*t house rat.

And he has nukes and a vast army.