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Rush Finally Admits He Should Get Out the Race! (satire)
Rush Limbaugh Show ^ | 5/2/2016 | Pocono Pundit

Posted on 05/02/2016 11:21:30 AM PDT by poconopundit

We've been waiting for Rush to come to his senses and tell Cruz to get out of the race.

Well, listen to Limbaugh's monologue on Friday:

    It's time, it's time now to realize that Fantasy Island, the plane never really landed, you're still circling, and it isn't gonna land.  There's no Herve VIllechaize down there waiting to greet you with a mimosa. Just return to your state.

    And of course he will not do this because in his mind, I mean, he's gonna be the nominee.  You realize he is playing out a fantasy here, he's living a fantasy.  He's living the fantasy of him being elected president.  I don't know whether he knows it's not gonna happen or I don't know how grounded he is in this.

    But, you know, you start firing the confetti gun after an election when you win your own state and you start running around talking the way he is, I think he's going through the motions.

    He wants to be able to have pictures, videos, thoughts, a memoir about his presidential campaign and how close he came and so forth.  So I doubt that he will accede to the request or admonition to get out, but she has made it.


Rush finally speaks the words we wanted to hear -- except these were a call for Kasich to get out of the race and not Cruz.

Sad.  As the rest of us celebrate the imminent nomination of Donald Trump -- the greatest conservative candidate since Reagan -- the "Big Voice on the Right" is making excuses for someone who aims to destroy Trump and pave the way for Hillary.

Rush's true colors are shining through: a traitor to the cause and an accomplice to Golden Sachs and the globalists.

Imagine: ruining his reputation for a few extra sacks of gold.  Sad, but unfortunately true.



TOPICS: Political Humor/Cartoons; Politics/Elections
KEYWORDS: cruz; kasich; limbaugh
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1 posted on 05/02/2016 11:21:30 AM PDT by poconopundit
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To: poconopundit

At 12:40 today rushbo uttered “President Trump”!-)


2 posted on 05/02/2016 11:23:38 AM PDT by Harpotoo
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To: poconopundit

I’d eat Cruz’s lunch his breakfast and his dinner too. If I had a sound bight shot to get on the air at little Cruz, I’d bet Rush wouldn’t play it on the air. ;-)


3 posted on 05/02/2016 11:25:49 AM PDT by Red Steel
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To: poconopundit

Now rushbo is quoting the NYTs as fact:-)


4 posted on 05/02/2016 11:25:58 AM PDT by Harpotoo
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To: poconopundit

Rush in the past has admitted that he hangs out with pro-Cruz people and often repeated what they warn him. I dont know who exactly these people are but that may be the problem.


5 posted on 05/02/2016 11:26:15 AM PDT by Democrats hate too much
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To: Harpotoo

Finally Rush has woken up from his coma.
Only 5 months late but late is better than never.


6 posted on 05/02/2016 11:27:32 AM PDT by Zathras
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To: Democrats hate too much

Shark jumping is a dangerous sport.


7 posted on 05/02/2016 11:29:01 AM PDT by Don Corleone ("Oil the gun..eat the cannoli. Take it to the Mattress.")
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To: poconopundit
Donald Trump -- the greatest conservative candidate since Reagan

It took me a while to find the "satire" part - but there it is!

8 posted on 05/02/2016 11:29:08 AM PDT by dead
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To: Harpotoo

I just heard it, too. Looks like Rushbo is in it all the way for Cruz. That being all I heard from him today, has anyone here heard him mention the recent Rasmussen poll that shows The Donald ahead of the Witch by two percentage points?


9 posted on 05/02/2016 11:31:38 AM PDT by libstripper
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To: Harpotoo

The interpretation about Trump ‘not building the wall’ from the NYT’s off-the-record-meeting is a Fantastic Four stretch going out of sight.

I interpreted it as Trump has the confidence and the ability to persuade Congress to get his way. With Cruz... no one like him on Capital Hill.


10 posted on 05/02/2016 11:33:14 AM PDT by Red Steel
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To: Democrats hate too much
I can't believe I allowed myself to listen to Rush for a few minutes. And guess what? He starts lying about Trump having told the New York Times that he will never build a wall or deport anybody. Can you believe this shite?

At worst, the Times was trying to leak that Trump suggested that he would negotiate levels of immigration.... and of course this has to do with allowing a better level of illegal to get ahead of those deported in ever returning... but even the Times never suggested that Trump claimed he would never build a wall. Can you imagine Trump not building a wall after all he has made of it? Good grief! Go straight to hades Rush.

11 posted on 05/02/2016 11:34:30 AM PDT by Lagmeister ( false prophets shall rise, and shall show signs and wonders Mark 13:22)
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To: poconopundit

Flush Limbaugh should get out of the race


12 posted on 05/02/2016 11:35:19 AM PDT by stockpirate (Rush is a low information talk show host concerning Ted sCruz and Marco foamboy Rubio.)
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Good one, Pirate!


13 posted on 05/02/2016 11:36:23 AM PDT by poconopundit (When the people shall become so corrupted as to need despotic government. Franklin, Const. Conv.)
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To: Democrats hate too much

Rush has mentioned he is friends with both men. I think he’s done a good job staying as neutral as he can, but the partisans on both sides have, of course, been convinced he’s shilling for the other guy.

For example, over on today’s Rush thread someone posted about Rush calling Trump supporters “Trumpsters” as if that’s some kind of insult, apparently unaware he calls Cruz fans “Cruzers.”

A huge problem for Rush is he has a three-hour program. People tune in for ten minutes, and think they’ve heard it all. America’s attention span gets shorter every day.

Rush shouldn’t be lumped in with Beck and Levin who, let’s face it, have truly gone nuts.


14 posted on 05/02/2016 11:41:03 AM PDT by JennysCool (My hypocrisy goes only so far.)
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To: poconopundit

Rush playing the “you suck” from the kid. The kid may deserve a spanking but he’s right. Cruz about is about to get another spanking tomorrow.

I see the eldest Cruz’s daughter time and time again dis Cruz. She corrects, mocks, and eschews Cruz.


15 posted on 05/02/2016 11:41:19 AM PDT by Red Steel
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To: Lagmeister

Rush took an exchange from a Trump supporter responding to Cruz who had wanted to know what he liked about Trump. When the guy shouted The Wall Cruz said that his interview with the NYT editorial board reveals Trump telling them he will not Build the Wall or deport. Since this material is unauthorized Rush says the media posed these secret stances as What ifs...in any case this going out today is questionable any shows Rush pushing Cruz
Yep I was stunned by this too hope that Trump will comment on it


16 posted on 05/02/2016 11:42:52 AM PDT by magna carta
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To: poconopundit

Well Limbaugh is in fine form today. ALL CRUZ, ALL DAY.

Sickening. I will blame Ted and Rush for President Hillary at this point!!!!!!!!!!!!

They need to shut up and sit down.


17 posted on 05/02/2016 11:42:56 AM PDT by Cats Pajamas
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To: dead

He might well turn out to be the greatest “Republican” President since Reagan though.


18 posted on 05/02/2016 11:43:49 AM PDT by Harpotoo
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To: stockpirate; ExTexasRedhead

“Flush Limbaugh should get out of the race”

Well, I’ve “flushed” him out of my radio! Another Dodo Bird “Conservative Commentator” who’s just been “found out!”


19 posted on 05/02/2016 11:46:36 AM PDT by vette6387 (Obama can go to hell!)
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To: Harpotoo

I would hope he would be considering how insanely low that bar is, but I still doubt it.


20 posted on 05/02/2016 11:48:38 AM PDT by dead
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