Then, Cruz will announce who he’ll appoint as the new Speaker of the House after he is elected president.
Paul Ryan will start to point out that the president doesn’t appoint the speaker, but Cruz will cut him off and point out the he—Ted Cruz—is the only “constitutional conservative” in the race, and that he knows the constitution.
Rumor has it that Cruz will appoint Kasich White House mailroom clerk because his dad was a mailman and it runs in the family.
This appointment will be the first announcement in Cruz’ almost-cabinet!