If we had a real leader they'd be sleeping with the fishes.
C’MON DOWN to CRAZY AHMED’S WORLD OF WHEELS!
We’ve got the hottest deals in the entire caliphate!
No credit? No problem! The Holy Qu’uran FORBIDS the
charging of interest! This week only we’re giving away
a FREE DETONATOR with every test drive! I will cut the
head off of ANY INFIDEL to close this deal! Hurry down!