Ain’t socialism great? Are you paying attention, moron Bernie supporters?
"Ooooh, but, but, but ... they just didn't do it right in Venezuela. Bernie is so much smarter than Chavez and Maduro. And we would tax the rich to pay for it all. And not let them leave. And ... and ..."
That's the way it always goes at the start of these deals. It helps if you dumb the populace down for a couple of generations and make sure they get no exposure to even the most basic principles of economics.