“Ted Cruz is eliminated.” Ted Cruz is eliminated. Ted Cruz is eliminated. Ted Cruz is eliminated.
GOSH, that sounds so good.
You know, I wonder about his run in the first place: he was born in Canada to, at most, one citizen parent — running with that as 'qualification' doesn't engender "constitutional conservatism", but rather something that degrades the Constitution's natural born citizen requirement by setting such a weak qualification as precedent.
I’ll have to teach my parrot to say “Ted Cruz is eliminated” every time he takes a dump...