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Cruz, Kasich Fuse Into Single Candidate In Last-Ditch Effort To Stop Trump (Jed Crusich!!)
Babylon Bee, note, a satire site ^ | April 26, 2016 | Babylon Bee

Posted on 04/26/2016 3:55:28 PM PDT by Mrs. Don-o

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To: DuncanWaring

If you use all the letters in both names for one candidate name, it’s a candidate named Rick Shauwz.


21 posted on 04/26/2016 4:16:45 PM PDT by Sasparilla (Hillary for Prison 2016)
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To: Mrs. Don-o

Crusich is making history. He/They will be the world’s first trans-candidate.

Their bodies will fused in an operation and become something resembling one person.

Negotiations are ongoing on who’s head they will use.

Their wives were unavailable for comment.


22 posted on 04/26/2016 4:22:28 PM PDT by joshua c (Please dont feed the liberals)
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To: DuncanWaring

I would be glad to help.


23 posted on 04/26/2016 4:23:21 PM PDT by stephenjohnbanker (My Batting Average( 1,000) since Nov 2014 (GOPe is that easy to read))
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To: digger48
Ted Cruz: Reaching new heights of Douche-Baggery.

Which one will Jeb pick?

24 posted on 04/26/2016 4:24:25 PM PDT by SERKIT ("Blazing Saddles" explains it all.......)
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To: Mrs. Don-o

The question is which bathroom Jed Crusich will use..


25 posted on 04/26/2016 4:25:08 PM PDT by freespirit2012
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To: deport

You mean like nut-to-butt?


26 posted on 04/26/2016 4:30:24 PM PDT by PJBankard (Political Correctness has killed America. It is time America is resurrected.)
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To: Sasparilla

That’s funny.


27 posted on 04/26/2016 4:31:12 PM PDT by PJBankard (Political Correctness has killed America. It is time America is resurrected.)
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To: Mrs. Don-o

Sounds like one of those transporter malfunction episodes on Star Trek.


28 posted on 04/26/2016 4:41:32 PM PDT by Flick Lives (One should not attend even the end of the world without a good breakfast. -- Heinlein)
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To: Mrs. Don-o

watching Sen. Cruz right now on TV , speaking in Indiana .
Just too slick .... I would like to see him get a role in the next Gov , but NOT as Prez . Maybe Atty. Gen , with a mandate to prosecute Hillary and Bill Clinton , Eric Holder and Loretta Lynch . How about Obama ? I would love to see Cruz pivotal in rounding them all up , prosecuting them , and having them imprisoned at Guantanamo . Build a new political crooks wing down there . make them listen to the mooslim hussein’s cry every morning at 4:50 AM


29 posted on 04/26/2016 4:53:54 PM PDT by LeoWindhorse
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To: Mrs. Don-o

Ted Kashick ...a Lyin’ disgusting overindulging Tex-Canadian from Ohio!


30 posted on 04/26/2016 5:11:46 PM PDT by rwoodward ("god, guns and more ammo")
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To: Mrs. Don-o

The Liberal news on TV is shouting out their hate for Donald Trump for speaking up about the Cruz Kasich collusion. pretty much anything Donald says will be ripped apart by Liberals, GOP, and Conservatives.


31 posted on 04/26/2016 5:18:27 PM PDT by StCloudMoose
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32 posted on 04/26/2016 5:36:35 PM PDT by aMorePerfectUnion (BREAKING.... Vulgarian Resistance begins attack on the GOPe Death Star.....)
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