“Provolone. I wouldnt use Cheez Whiz for spackling my neighbors dogs anus.”
Cheesesteak with bacon flavored can squirt cheese. Then again, if they made bacon flavored toothpaste, I’ll be there.
Here you go!
http://www.amazon.com/Accoutrements-Bacons-Bacon-Flavored-Toothpaste/dp/B004MBNK5K