Posted on 04/25/2016 1:33:43 PM PDT by DFG
Yes, you read that right. The director of the steamy 50 Shades of Grey, Sam Taylor-Johnson, has departed the Ted Kennedy film Chappaquiddick. Apparently, he's not the man to make a movie on Kennedy. Taylor-Johnson will be replaced by filmmaker John Curran. According to Deadline Hollywood, producer Mark Ciardi said of Jason Clarke, who will be playing Ted Kennedy: Clarke is the perfect choice to take on the complexities of this role.
(Excerpt) Read more at newsbusters.org ...
Scotch fumes continue to rise from Kennedy’s Arlington grave to this day.
I was coming around the corner when I heard someone say, “Hold muh beer” followed by laughter. By the time I got to Teddy’s grave, there was a strong smell of urine. I’m not sure what it was all about.
The Old Guard at Arlington mounts special watch over Teddy’s grave: to prevent what you described (for real) and to keep the homeless from inhaling those Scotch fumes.
Personally, I can’t wait to watch “50 Shades of Black” tonight, a parody by the Wayans’ Bros-—who still are fearless when it comes to PC stuff.
These days it's hard to tell but you could be right.
Newsbusters busted?
Not even the waitress sandwich?
Sam Taylor-Johnson apparently has standards. Making S&M porn films is one thing, but a Teddy Kennedy biopic would be a meaningless blur of drunkenness, corruption, entitlement, exploitation, murder, and sleazy sex. The film stock itself would rot.
She’s a dead ringer for the Swimmer.
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