Hey, do y’all wear special garments or funny hats to your meetings. How about rituals involving snakes or animal sacrifice, any of that?
We throw Trump pledge pins into a bonfire and read the Constitution outloud.
I personally prefer Hanes cotton thongs and Victoria’s Secret bras, but you can wear whatever you want. We won’t check. Hats are optional, but basic etiquette is requested with them. Animal sacrifices are unacceptable, no matter how often I said I’d do one if I knew it would end my back pain during my last pregnancy.