“In reality, you’ll be getting her with better suits, slightly bigger balls, and better taste in women.”
I would challenge that statement, but I realize it would be pointless trying to reason with you. But I think you just wanted to trot out that statement which you believe to be so cunning.
No, it’s just true. He’s got too much in his background to demonstrate his liberal tendencies and changability. Prepare yourself for buyer’s remorse.