[goldi]

Not to mention the barking.

[txhurl]

Yeah, Parvo would explain it.

[Billthedrill]

I forgot the barking, yeah. And that evil grin that looks like a death rictus. The trail of bodies left behind. The sudden trip to the restroom during the debate to cover up the body parts that just fell off. The strange, mysterious fate of the five other candidates...I mean the four other candidates...the three... Bernie’s safe enough. She’s after brains.

[Old Yeller]

Not to mention the barking.

I got it! She has Tourrettes Syndrome. Or she spent too much time at Dinky's Doughnuts trying to get Joe Dimmagio's attention (Seinfeld reference).