Epic fail.
Posted on 04/18/2016 5:06:22 AM PDT by Wolfie
These moms spend thousands on cosmetic surgery to get Coachella-ready
Sarah Mirmelli is ready to face the music.
Before heading to the Coachella Valley Music and Arts Festival in Indio, Calif., this weekend, the 33-year-old divorced mother of two blew $20,000 in preparation. Her clothing alone for the weekend — a “sick” outfit featuring a vintage Guns N’ Roses T-shirt, YSL army jacket, denim cutoffs, corset, thigh-high leather boots — was $8,000. She spent thousands more on Botox, lip injections, boxing classes and a personal trainer who helped her drop 10 pounds in advance of the three-day-long concert in the California desert. In the month leading up to it, she even gave up alcohol and went vegan to get in shape for the debauchery to come.
“Everything’s about Coachella,” says Mirmelli, who started going to the desert festival after needing to cut loose following her divorce six years ago. This year is her fifth time attending.
“[Getting ready for it] doesn’t have to be a full-time job,” she says. “But I’m making it one.”
The annual festival has long been a place for teens and 20-somethings to frolic and Instagram while inebriated and scantily clad in a 78-acre polo field, while also taking in a cacophony of pop, rock, electronic and rap music.
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“You can go like a peasant, too, but it’s going to suck,” says Mirmelli, who splits her time between Miami and Midtown and works as an associate publisher for Haute Living (when she’s not prepping for “ ’Chella”). “The goal is looking blog-ready.”
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So moms trying to act like slutty 18 year olds.
Got it.
So what.
Epic fail.
looks like she needs another $20,000 or so of work
When persons reach a ‘certain age’ they begin to fall apart - both physically and mentally. Which condition might be worse is still in question.
The one in the picture can ask for her money back.
Cute enough, but act your age, woman!
That’s a cheap Goodwill thrift store outfit reject if I ever saw one.
She looks stupid. And sad. And desperate.
“Everything’s about Coachella,” says Mirmelli
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Heaven forbid everything is about her children, or anything else worthwhile.
Can anyone imagine a 33 year old divorced father of two spending $20K, $8K in clothing alone for a music festival?
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No. He’s the one working himself to death so she can afford it.
Oh and by epic fail I mean fail by about 20 lbs.
She had those legs molded completely out of Spam.
Looks corn-fed.
And on that, we agree. And if I was her and spent thousands of dollars on cosmic surgery to make me look better, I would ask for my money back.
She should have invested in a good therapist.
If a middle aged father’s gonna spend 20K on something, it’s the usually a Harley.
What she needs is a lot of road work.
Amen.
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