Naa.
You have done zip to earn any deference, pajama boy. You lack the intellect to distinguish between a beating and a spanking, and then you top that off by lacking the integrity to acknowledge that other people might not share your disfunction.
Well, My children are all grown, (46,42 and 32). They all went to major universities and graduated,(one was magna cum laude), they all have married well and heve well-behaved children of their own. So EFF you! At 75, I’m surely no “Pajama boy!”