Ted Cruz: Last in Cuba, Last in Canada, Last in the Hearts of his...oh wait.
He’s Canacuban!
You wouldn’t be suggesting that Ted is a loser are you?
Come now, a distant third place is quite respecawiggle.
He’ll likely have a victory speech in each state.........
Terd, er, third cruz.
You went with Lasts, I’ll take Firsts.
There is humor in one seeking the presidency despite being born in Canada to a Cuban Communist revolutionary.
Just think, Ted would be the first Cuban president, the first president born on foreign soil, and the first president born to someone who fought for a Communist revolution. Lots of firsts here!