[Should I not cook Italian food when we have company? Should I roll my meatballs and cook my sauce in secret?]
Our men are dispatching a drone to hover outside your kitchen window right this second.
The drone will be armed with a Hellfire missile. Put down the Ragu and slowly back away.
If you overcook the pasta past al dente, we have permission to fire.
That is a Hobson’s choice because if I ever brough Ragut into the kitchen my mother in law would kick me till I was dead.