The Reason He's Called Lyin' Ted

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[RedWulf]

No, I will tell you no one matches Trump for lying, vindictiveness, pettiness, schoolyard tactics, intimidation and inability to show class. I understand that his supporters love seeing him go Alinsky on all who dare criticize him. However 70% plus and growing numbers of women voters don’t appreciate it which is the reason he will never win 1237 delegates. That is why he lost WI and has dropped in the national polls. He doesn’t have much of a window left to self correct and every time he says lyin ted he loses more potential republican voters.

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You're projecting Ted Cruz onto Trump. Here's Lyin' Ted in action: https://amp.twimg.com/v/745e21cb-199f-4ffb-8238-8c5f67810ef1

[Doofer]

He sure can lie with a straight face. I wonder if that comes naturally or does it take practice?

[Just mythoughts]

I am finding patterns used by Cruz and his GOPe army. A sense of entitlement.. Evolution from the original intent of the Constitution. Delusions of High minded superiority of intelligence... When there is none. High brow bullying.. Sinister lust to see Trump's wife's photos and the memorization of Trump's sex life. Snobs ...

[gleeaikin]

The worst thing about Cruz’s lies is that they directly affect people today—suggesting that voters in Iowa have “Voter Violations, saying that Ben Carson has dropped out of the race, etc.

[Springfield Reformer]

Sorry NKP but if your candidate is for killing an innocent baby on the condition that the dad is a rapist, he's not prolife. Period. Conditional murder is NOT prolife. If I were Cruz I would shout that from the rooftops and dare anyone to defy the logic of it. So when Cruz says Trump is not prolife I understand him to be telling the absolute truth because I can pick up what Donald is saying out of both sides of his mouth.

Peace,

SR

[mkjessup]

I still haven’t recovered from losing Porter Wagoner.

Presuming that you're being serious, you might like this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CKFH7xlaKMg

[taketheredpill]

“I’d load up 23 hrs of lies by Trump...but I don’t have the bandwidth.”

No, please do it. While you are at, please learn what bandwidth actually means. Would you like us to start a fundraiser for you to raise money for your very own server and Internet access. See, your joke was stupid, trite, boring, not funny, and scientifically BS. Do you feel better now? I do.

[taketheredpill]

Cricket cricket cricket.

[fortheDeclaration]

Agreed!

[tumblindice]

Search ‘Science Explains Why You Want To Punch Ted Cruz’ for the young turk youtube, if you want an explanation.

[LoneRangerMassachusetts]

No, I will tell you no one matches Trump for lying,

When Cruz joined the GOPe, Soros, and prostitute media to blame Trump for the violent protesters at his rallies, he lost me for good. One has to be retarded to follow that Cuban.

[rwoodward]

Orielly predicted tonight that Cruz would pick Kashick as his running mate.
Cruz/Kashick 2016!!!!
Now we know how Cruz gets to 1237!
Now we know why Kashick is still in the race!
Now we know why Rinse Pleebus says one of the three candidates will be the nominee!
Lyin Ted and Gay Uncle John. Perfect!

[SpaceBar]

I laughed this morning when Rush called Cruz an ‘outsider’. He is no such thing. He is Bush III.

[taketheredpill]

The first few words of your comment is just so overwhelmingly engraciating. Why, I see the light. Johny Valentine is the greatest mind on Earth. Everyone, please listen to Johnny Boy. Let us all vote for turncoat Cruz, his tub of vaseline, and his GOPe masters. LOL @ you.

[kik5150]

Trump has stated support for both sides of every issue, so that when people call him on one position or another he can call them a liar.

[sruleoflaw]

Keep calling Cruz a liar while you back the man who lies ALL THE TIME?

Was Trump fined $1 million for hiring illegal Polish workers? I saw the little liar, in a national debate, say he wasn’t. Both Cruz and Rubio slapped the silly boy for that one.

there are dozens of other lies, but stay in the cult.

[taketheredpill]

Zzzzzzzz Zzzzzzzzz

[tumblindice]

That was great, thanks. When my grandmother wasn’t with us, my gramps tuned in Hank Williams on his AM car radio on the way to dig soapweed and cactus on his land in western Oklahoma.
I was weaned on Grand Old Opry. He had some great duets with Dolly.
Much later I was happy to see that Graham Parsons was really into Porter’s sparkly ‘Nudie suits.’

[heshtesh]

Cruz lies like a bear rug. His dog won’t even come when he rings the dinner bell. His wife demands a notarized affidavit when he tells her he loves her.
It’s just one more parallel to add to the long list of things he shares with the other foreign senator and Harvard lawyer.

As a Cruz supporter i have to admit i laughed out loud!

[BobP]

I still haven’t recovered from losing Porter Wagoner.

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Yep!

I can go all the way back to Bob Wills' death.

"Bob Wills Is Still The King".