I once got into an argument with a woman in a game chat, after she had mentioned that she was on food stamps. I wondered how she could have a computer, Internet access, AND enough money to pay $15/month for her gaming account, but still get food stamps. She turned around and starting telling me she has a "right" to relax, and that I was trying to deny her freedom of speech.
Clearly, she was a college-educated liberal parasite...