In my 80 years, I have never found anything THAT FUNNY!
She ought to be ashamed of herself - not because of the ridiculous price she pays but because she never looks any better after spending that kind of money!
I do wish someone would take pictures of the traffic tied up with all her security. Now THAT would make a great news story and picture!!!
"Hi, suckers, my name is Medusa and in about two minutes the snakes on my head will begin to writhe.....and then y'all will turn to stone."
Leni