Last I checked, women were people, but I have no proof. Nevertheless, soaking yer wrinkly, hairy bum in hash-oil-soaked bubble bath is the sort of dream we had in the 60's but they weren't all nice dreams. The current generation has no clue how we suffered - can one envision a beauty balm infused with stems and seeds? Well, I can't. How in the world are you going to keep that gooey balm lit, anyway? Think, people.
Well, duh. "Greek" fire...