[gaijin]

We’ve been here —what? 100 times?

Remember QUIDAM..?

And how he had all his acolytes here handing on his every word about how, “the GREY SUITS are about to WALK UP THE HILL”...?!

That was like 16 years ago, I remember it like yesterday.

Everyone here was delirious with joy cuz supposedly Bubba was supposedly about to get thrown out of office.

And we replayed that like 100 times..!

[gaijin]

Ya know?

I think she might LIKE trucks driving over her head..!

[gaijin]

(tape rewinding sound-effect...)

PLAY:

Oh man! I heard it's GREAT..!

He TURNS PURPLE and totally MELTS DOWN..!

Deposition from HELL, bro..!

Sputtering and screaming, spitting and muttering..!

Oh, and I have this BIG SOURCE, and ya know what..?!

This is a BIG SECRET, kay..?!

He gets a huge WET SPOT on the front of his TROUSERS...!

And a BIG BROWN ON in back..!!

Oh, man, TOTALLY TUNE IN..! It's going to be GREAT..!!!

[uncbob]

That was like 16 years ago, I remember it like yesterday.

So do I

[bert]

As I recall it was 7 gray suits and I still expect them to visit hillary and tell her to resign the campaign or die a horrible political death