[Pollster1]

If liberals, women, and children cannot march against fear, it is time to send someone who can:

Anyone who thinks sending the last one is historically unprecedented and would do no good is completely wrong. There is precedent - President Washington leading the Army against the Whiskey Rebellion - and having a limp-wrist terrorist sympathizer go into combat against terrorists would do wonders for our country's security.

[AmusedBystander]

Muslims will never defeat us on the golf courses. Everywhere else, maybe.