[al baby]

Well I bet she was bleeding

[Mr. K]

out her eyes and out of her.... whatever

[Tolerance Sucks Rocks]

I will NOT put up with that kind of talk, PERIOD!

[Larry Lucido]

I once drove my ex to work when she’d had a foot operation and had a handicap tag. I dropped her off in front and parked her car in a nearby handicap space for her to get later. I was afraid I might attract a mob, and that was before I’d ever seen an episode of Seinfeld.