"Hello, this is Mitt Romney, failed candidate for President in 2012. I'm calling to remind you of another failed candidate - Ted Cruz. Senator Cruz needs your help right now. He really, really, really needs help. So much so that he reached out to me! Now, I've been described as a quote-unquote "liberal Democrat" to people who know me, people who opposed me, but who have no personal integrity - none - and I hope you are just like them, maybe part of the 47%, or that black guy in the White House who could never be a Mormon except we did dead-dunk-baptshmize his mother, or maybe you're just another plain-jane all-day sucker. Anyway, vote for Cruz on whatever day it is and go globalist or go home, rube. Aw, shucks, I added in that last part, can we take that out in editing?" *click*
I’ll bet you actually think you’re helping your candidate in some way, don’t you?