[Michael.SF.]

Keith Richards is still alive? I swore he died five years ago. Wait............he did.

[VanDeKoik]

Keith Richards wont die. He will simply keep sucking into himself until he implodes on stage.

[Disambiguator]

Keith Richards is still alive? I swore he died five years ago. Wait............he did.

Remember, we all have to think about what kind of world we want to leave to Keith Richards (and our own grandchildren).