[Larry Lucido]

Their record for predicting winners is spotty at best.

[Hoodat]

So who won?

[SamAdams76]

"What is this new-fangled 'live streaming' I keep hearing about? Up here in Dixville Notch, we don't know what that even is."

[Angels27]

We got a silverback with a ponytail voting. We know Sanders got one vote.

[usafa92]

Wow. Are these people full of themselves in Dixville Notch?

[bigbob]

The Son of a Mailman Won!

[Parley Baer]

Did Kasich really get a hold of every voter in Dixville Notch?

[Bobalu]

With the name Dixville perhaps they will give the win to Jeb! seeing as how the town name seems so fitting for him.

[MinuteGal]

I now can go to bed upon hearing these creepy results from a creepy town with nine voters.

I'll bet there's more people in their creepy graveyard than in the town.

Leni

[bramps]

I heard Mr. Haney voted Cruz but Mr. Kimball went for Trump.

[txnativegop]

I think Dixville Notch is a left-over hippie commune from the 60’s.

[Tennessee Nana]

is this the precinct with about 2 people ???

[Tennessee Nana]

The Punxsutawney Phils of election results ???

[Impy]

I forgot ALL about Sticksville sploch.

They had 9 GD voters this year, NINE. Nine. I mean, come on, 9. The other 3 people in town are kids I guess.

Dems had 4 votes, all Sanders.

GOP was

Gay’s Itch 3
Trump 2

Last time it 2 for Hunstman, 2 for Romney, 1 for Paul and 1 for Newt

Results for the MUCH larger Hart’s location (overwhelmingly Obama in the last GE)

DEM

Bernie Sanders - 12
Hillary Clinton - 7
Mark Stewart Greenstein ( whoever the hell is this guy is he’s probably better than those clowns) - 2 (Him and his wife maybe? lol)

GOP

John Kasich - 5
Donald Trump - 4
Chris Christie - 2
Jeb Bush - 1
Ben Carson - 1
Marco Rubio - 1

If these micro results mean a GD thing, it’s good news for Gay’s itch bid to outpoll Jeb, Chubs, and Rubio. Gay’s itch, like Huntsman, doesn’t have much of a future beyond NH.

A third town got in on the act this year, Millsfield

Results are more to my liking there, go Millsfield!

CRUZ 9
Trump 3
Rubio 1
Gay’s Itch 1
CC’s Pizza 1
Jeb 1
Fifi 1
Rand Paul 1 sad pathetic Paulbot vote

Dems results appear to be

Hillary 2
Sanders 1

So lets add

DEM 3 tiny towns 28 total votes

Sanders 17
Hillary 9
Some dude 2

GOP 3 tiny towns 37 total votes

Cruz 9
Trump 9
Gay’s itch 9
Wide Load 3
Rubio 2
Yeb 2
Fifi 1
Carson 1
A guy who dropped out 1
Gilmore 0

0.01% of precincts reporting, this is so exciting.

[Fiji Hill]

I visited the Balsams Hotel in Dixville Notch in 2004. In those days, everyone who wanted to be president made a pilgrimage there. The walls of the Ballot Room, where the voting took place, were covered with pictures of candidates who had visited the hotel.