[Nervous Tick]

“I haven’t castrated an animal with a butter knife in years. Couldn’t help myself!”

[Thommas]

Hey Governor Christie. No counseling for this youth, eh? Buggery is a natural act between men, so why is this poor guy being criminalized? Maybe New Jersey can give this wonderful muslim an award for not debasing himself by releasing his "frustrations" in some nasty heterosexual way.

Heck, now it's illegal for New Jersey to even consider counseling this islamic youth on his proclivities. I wonder if New Jersey would even consider this act rape, since it was an event between members of the same sex?