Q: How can you tell Ted Cruz has been to your house?
A: There’s a shaming letter on your front door. :-)
Q: How can you tell when The Mouth of Manhattan wants to “buy” you hone?
A:When his paid off local politicians use the Governent thru eminent Donain to try to steal your property.
Hey this is fun......
How about How do you know Trump wants to commit adultrg with you spouse?