Does “free college” also mean “free lodging, food, and transportation”?...
College kids can get food stamps now even if they are still living with their parents (SNAP - Supplemental Nutrition Assistance Program). Also, many campuses provide some free shuttle/bus system, even engaging public transportation in free or nominal fares.
So 1) Live with your parents 2) Get on food stamps 3) Bum a ride close enough to catch the free campus shuttle or just use your student bus card to ride the bus all the way in.
Sounds like what many people would consider the perfect life.