You got the "rude" part right.
A politician? Seriosusly? I've lived a long time, and this ain't no politician that I've ever seen or heard.
At least not yet!
But I do hope he gets the opportunity to destroy your implied definition.
Well, I did call him by his first name even though we haven’t met, I’ll grant you that—but he’s a politician now so he should be able to handle it.