He doesn’t have enough money to get to Florida
Could he switch parties and endorse Mrs. Bill?
Punch Line:
“No, that’s just some mayonnaise from my sandwich at lunch.”
ba dum dum
Ju picked a fine time to leave me loose wheel
With four hungry ninos
And a crop in the field
(aye aye aye!)
I’ve had some bad times
Lived through some sad times
But this time your hurtin’ won’t heal
*caramba*
Ju picked a fine time to leave me loose wheel
that should ideally be a chihuahua body.....
Doesn't anybody realize those are his initials? His name is John Ellis Bush. Trump keeps saying Jeb is ashamed to use his last name. Heck, he's apparently ashamed to use his first name too
Truth, Justice, and the American Way.
Holy guacamole! A hundred and three million buckadingdongs blown through like a bean burrito through a hyperactive colon. I shoulda been a political consultant.
Don’t cry for me Argentina.
I’ll bet his consultants are billing for every time they take a leak or get a cup of coffee and think about him. The gravy train is rolling out of the station.
If there was ever a campaign by a guy who didn’t want to win, make that tried hard to lose, this was it.
Jebe has probably lost the La Raza votes!
Jeb Bush also spent far more than he raised in the 4th Quarter. He spent almost $10 million in the final three months - a feature of his large, national campaign. His campaign only had $7.5 million in the bank at the end of 2015 OK, so how is that possible... bank loans? credit cards?? unreported money???
I got this email from Team Jeb today:
ABC News: Turnout Is Name of the Game in Tonight’s Iowa Caucuses
[my name] -— We’re hearing report after report saying that tonight’s Caucuses could come down to just a few hundred votes separating candidates.
The events in Iowa this past week have been great. Thousands of Caucus-goers and potential Jeb supporters turned out to hear him speak, and today is when most of those people are making up their minds on who to Caucus for tonight.
Our staff is working hard to get every Jeb voter to their caucus site, but right now we need your help.
We need to raise an additional $50,000 before 7:00 PM tonight. Will you help us hit this goal by chipping in just $1 right now?
We need to make sure we have the resources to cover the costs of getting these voters to their Caucus site tonight. That’s why hitting this $50,000 goal is so important before tonight. Chip in what you can right now:
$250 $100
$50 $25
$5 OTHER
This is it. We only have a few hours left to get the voters we need to the Caucuses before 7:00 PM tonight. Please, step up before then and help us hit our goal by contributing just $1 right now:
Jeb2016.com/Stand-with-Jeb/
Thank you,
Team Jeb
Buh bye, now! Don’t come back!
He only got 3 pct in Iowa (finishing sixth, but still picked up a delegate)... but was only polling at four percent anyway. In NH and SC, he is polling at 11 and 10 percent. In each state he is polling in 4th. Look for lots of “comeback kid” stories if he tops 13 percent in either state (if the GOPe and media aren’t stumping fully for Rubio by then).