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To: Aria; xzins; blue-duncan
LOL! Are you here all week?

I'm trying to deal with my depression. I'm all out of prozac.

E-flat walks into a bar, The bartender says, sorry, we don't serve minors......

500 posted on 01/30/2016 1:23:53 AM PST by P-Marlowe (Tagline pending.)
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I never blame myself when I’m not hitting. I just blame the bat and if it keeps up, I change bats. After all, if I know it isn’t my fault that I’m not hitting, how can I get mad at myself?

Yogi Berra


515 posted on 01/30/2016 1:34:19 AM PST by xzins (Have YOU Donated to the Freep-a-Thon? https://secure.freerepublic.com/donate/)
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To: P-Marlowe

:-)) ZING!


750 posted on 01/30/2016 7:52:15 AM PST by Aria (2016: The gravy train v Donald Trump)
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To: P-Marlowe

The barman says, “We don’t serve time travelers in here.”

A time traveler walks into a bar.


762 posted on 01/30/2016 8:12:50 AM PST by free_life (If you ask Jesus to forgive you and to save you, He will.)
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