If Trump loses Iowa, how will he react?
I think we’ll hear the following within 24 if not 2 hours:
1. Iowa has a stupid caucus system
2. Iowans are stupid, backward people, who love pigs
3. No one cares about Iowa
4. Iowa doesn’t pick winners, so its good to lose Iowa
5. The people of New Hampshire are smarter than Iowans
6. Iowans are bad, bad people
And should Trump win Iowa?
Tweeted during the night before the sun comes up:
1. People love me, they really, really love me
2. The caucus system is probably the best system
3. Really, really good people tell me that Iowa is the most important state to win
By 7am it will be the last words or thoughts he’ll ever have about the dumb pig farmers of Iowa. He’ll be moving his circus to New Hampshire and barking for the crowd there.