Posted on 01/25/2016 10:49:36 AM PST by GodGunsGuts
You need some new insults. You’re recycling the same ones over and over. Goodbye and good luck to your candidate.
So, Hillary in in D.C. and she’s in a hurry to get a blue pantsuit cleaned. It was the dry cleaner they’d used back in Bill’s presidency, but they were fast, so she walked in the door with the blue suit in her hand.
She begins hurriedly explaining her situation to the old fella who’d been there forever, but he was on his cell phone and didn’t catch all she said,
“Come again” he shouted.
Hillary replies, “No, not this time. Just some mayonnaise from a party I was at last night.”
I don’t think you should feel insulted when I tell the truth about Trump. Goodbye.
Hillary's pantsuit walks into a bar that doubles as a gym and begins stretching.
The pantsuit trainer/bartender says, You're going to need a double........
I don’t. It’s just boring.
Good luck to your candidate.
Cannot compare with y’all’s zingers, but....
Two pantsuit wearing termites walk into a bar....
...and ask, “Is your bar’tender’ here?”
tender....I get it.
LOL!
One turns to the other and says, Take off that pantsuit!
The other retorts, I hate to tell you this, but Paula Jones already got a lot of money when Bill did that.
Probably a good bet considering NYC.. ;-)
The PC-USA presbyteries in this part of the nation are all liberal. The churches in this part of ‘upstate’ are leaving PC-USA for either EPC or PCA (five that I know of, four went EPC, one went PCA.) The ones closer to the city are staying put.
The closest Pres church to me was PC-USA. I was on session there when the fidelity-chastity thing was first put in place. Of course the Presbytery of the Hudson River of which we were a part was one of the many presbyteries that kept flooding GA with overtures to modify/remove the section and each time it came up for vote the margin for maintaining the section grew less and less nationwide (partly due to the exodus of more conservative congregations.)
I was not on session as it was becoming obvious to at least some of us that in one or two more GA's the liberals would succeed in striking that provision. I voiced my opinion to those on session at the time and reminded them that it was their job as 'ruling elders' to inform the congregation of what really was going on in the denomination and maybe suggest the the congregation begin considering whether we should pursue changing affiliations. This they were afraid to/not willing to do. Matter of fact one of them told me 'You're an ordained elder, you tell them..' so I replied 'It's the session's job as ruling elders but if I'm given the chance you better believe I will'..
So they drafted me as lay reader for the month of May that year (they alternated lay reader between an elder on session and then one off session) and May of that year happened to have five Sundays so I took a five minute slot each Sunday and informed the congregation of what was going on, what the fidelity/chastity section stated. what the voting history had been up to that point, that in one or two more general assemblies they (following the voting trend) would succeed in removing the section, and that we if we believed what we said we believed would still be guilty by association if we stayed PC-USA. And told them I would be looking for a church that actually acted like it believed the Book..
Shortly after that I was approached by a start-up church that needed a musicperson and I agreed to help out. And the church? It took them another two years to finally vote to leave PC-USA but they finally got the courage to do so.
My 'gig' (sounds too commercial - my commitment sounds better - it's what I was asked to do and what I committed to) with the start-up church is three Sundays a month which leaves one or two Sundays to stop back in and see what's happening at the now EPC church. Right now they are in the 'pastoral search committee' stage.. ;-)
And Steve Brown? Very familiar with him. ;-)
He did my wedding ceremony. Family and close friends only. His office. I'm dead calm, waiting for things to start and he walks up and says to me: "Nervous?" and I reply in all truthfulness: "Nope." So he leans forward and whispers into my ear: "Liar." And in that exact instant, suddenly every nerve ending in my body screams all at once: "Run! run for your life!" And I whisper to myself: "Satan! get thee behind me!" and it's all good again. True story, 100% I still exchange emails with Steve and his staff (sometimes, his daughter, Robin) on a regular basis.
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