'Two Corinthians walk into a bar' -- Ted Cruz offers a Biblical ribbing to Donald Trump

CNN ^ | January 25, 2016 | Theodore Schleifer

[DungeonMaster]

Speaking of which, I looked up my caucus site today. Turns out it's in Marion. Pity the folks who assume they should go to their usual polling places or to wherever they caucused four years ago. I expect mass confusion. And, I expect (and hope) a majority of those potential first-time caucus-goers who allegedly prefer Trump over Cruz 2-to-1 will either stay home or give up.

Yes that's very odd. We caucused across the street from our house last time and now it looks like we have to go downtown which has become a general nightmare. First time caucus goers, aka young people, will stand for hours in the cold with no coat on waiting to get into a concert.

[Albion Wilde]

You mean his first wife, not the nude model, right? Actually, I don't follow him that well. I think on the surface we see what a shallow and corrupt man he is. He's a phony on all levels.

You should only have such a wife.

Since you admit (which is painfully obvious) that don't follow him that well and quite clearly haven't looked beyond the surface, why should anyone on FR lend any credence to your opinion, since as you admit, it's based on nothing much?

I've just answered my own question.

[elhombrelibre]

I don't have nor would I want a wife who was a nude model. I suppose he could sell pictures of her. And I'm not a wife shucker. I'm old fashion the way real conservatives are. One wife for life. Sorry if that's too moral correct for you and the Trump relativist.

Here are two links to the things that really matter about Trump. These are his biographical details that really make a difference because they expose his cant and claptrap and show him as a phony conservative.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rcUCLwWCihE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_-aB2GihE1k

[Albion Wilde]

I hope your your sake the Lord believes as you do that your moral superiority is because of your well-deserved marital greatness, and not because of His blessing.

[elhombrelibre]

I don't know what the Lord thinks. I suppose if I'd had an affair while married, like Trump did with Marla Maples, I'd assume the Lord was under the impression I was in need of forgiveness. Now, according to Trump, he never asks for forgiveness. I do. I know I've many times when I come up short. But you are like the Clinton supporters who said Bill gets a pass because we're all sinners. Well, it seems to me, that public sin is something not to brazen out. Here is your guy, thought.

http://thehill.com/blogs/ballot-box/presidential-races/267003-trump-ill-work-with-democrats

[Lakeshark]

I posted Two Corinthians walked into a bar..... right after Trump's Liberty University speech.

It was a joke.

Next day, I heard Rush say it. Now one of the Cruz staffers hands it to his boss as a line.

Does this mean I'm famous? I think I now have one second of anonymity of my fifteen minutes of fame.

:-)

[xzins]

It also means that lurkers from the campaigns read Free Republic

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[Jane Long]

Yep, you’re famous :)

...Rush lurks, campaigns lurk.

[mkjessup]

I posted Two Corinthians walked into a bar..... right after Trump's Liberty University speech.

It was a joke.

Next day, I heard Rush say it. Now one of the Cruz staffers hands it to his boss as a line.

Does this mean I'm famous? I think I now have one second of anonymity of my fifteen minutes of fame.

The way it's looking, you might be coming in 3rd behind Cruz next Monday! lol

[bert]

yep...... you are getting your deserved 15 minutes

enjoy : )

[Lakeshark]

I think we now have a legal case for my trademarking of this line. /s Since I'm now officially a Trump supporter, we should inform the Trump campaign that if anyone else uses it besides them, we'll meet them in court.

Reparations. I want reparations.....Cruzers take note, I can be one mean mother of a shark.....

:-)

[xzins]

If you write a book, maybe Fox News will let you host a show.

I think each host gets a minute of free book commercials per program.

[mkjessup]

It also means that lurkers from the campaigns read Free Republic

DONATE TO FREE REPUBLIC!

Why wouldn't they lurk? Where else to get the REAL pulse of what thinking conservatives are discussing, as contrasted with those 22 fake clods on 'National RINO-Review'?

*Note to lurkers: better ponder the words of our Esteemed Founder, Jim Robinson when he said: "I like Cruz (a lot), but he'd best get cooking. Trump's eating his lunch in 49 states.

Meanwhile, if Cruz doesn't make it, I'm happy Trump is there to deny the nomination to amnesty pimping GOPe RINOs Rubio or Bush.

At least Trump is a successful capitalist. And I do believe he loves America."

71 posted on 1/22/2016, 5:07:01 AM by Jim Robinson

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/news/3386934/posts?page=71#71

And we stand behind JimRob!

[Lakeshark]

Meant to ping you to my #111.

Sorry, I'm not capable of being serious today.

Yet.

At least until some Cruzistheonlyoneoryou'restupidandliberal poster starts on me......

[Lakeshark]

When my show comes on, you'll all be on my panel of experts!

:-)

[mkjessup]

If you write a book, maybe Fox News will let you host a show.

I think each host gets a minute of free book commercials per program.

If he gives away teddy bears and soccer balls with each book, and cries a lot, who knows where the 'Shark could end up? LOL


(in a rubber room? lol)

[mkjessup]

No worries my FRiend, I know how sudden stardom can distract you, lol

[xzins]

Absolute agreement.

My favorites are Trump and Cruz.

I will support Buddy my Rhodesian Ridgeback against Mrs. Clinton or the socialist, but I’d prefer it be Trump or Cruz.

I don’t want to follow some dog on the campaign trail.

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[Lakeshark]

Okay Mike, now you've done it.

No panel appearance for you..........

[xzins]

Can I be the morose, brooding guy who cracks jokes?