This is some rich stuff!
“Hey, conservatives! It’s me, the GOPe! When I was stabbing you in the back, Trump gave us money! That dirty, rotten bastard helped us screw you!
Well, he gave us money while we were screwing you. We didn’t tell him how we’d spend it. Turns out the GOPe takes big bucks from all kinds of fat cats, but we aren’t going talk about the other fat cats who gave us bucks at the same time Trump did, ‘cause they are still playing ball!
Yeah, so I guess we at the GOPe blaming Trump for our crimes is kind of like blaming an employer for a murder his janitor commits, but don’t mind that. Right now, we must stay on track, and point out that Trump is now our tool, because we know you hate us, so abandon him!
He’s a deep plant by us to get votes! All these millions spent on ads attacking him, attacks in media, our candidates trashing him, having him sign that pledge, laughing at him when he announced...well, you guessed it, it was our Rovian plan the whole time! Trump is really on our side! He’s our boy! So hate him! Love us, please, we’ll be good from now on....”
That’s amazing. Does this guy write his own jokes? He’s killing me.
Yes. But they are really, really long, and have no punchline.
April 12, 2014
The Donald Donates to Cruz
Donald Trump donated $5,000 to the Texas Sen. Ted Cruz’s leadership PAC during the first quarter, according to an FEC filing.
What a moronic post.