Liberals read bumper sticker and think in terms of bumper stickers. Sometimes they will even read a whole bumper sticker before bed and they like to tuck their children in with a reading from a bumper sticker. They also like comic books, but don't usually finish them because they can get tedious.
Conservatives read books that do not even have pictures to color in. The books they choose most often have chapters and usually hundreds of pages. The book's topics range from architecture to zoology with many tomes on philosophy, history and religion.
Liberals read books too, like Fifty shades of Grey and Where's Waldo