Well sit right back
And you’ll hear a tale
A tale of a fateful trip
That started from a naval port
Enemy must have got a tip
Iran was about to rake it in
Sanctions were being pulled
They just knew that President Gilligan
Was a patsy to be fooled.
Propaganda started getting rough
The tiny ships were tossed
Then they tweeted photos of the crew
Get them back at any cost!
So join us here each week my friend
You’re sure to get a frown
Gilligan will never be impeached
Due to being slightly brown.
That was pretty good.
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