Given your economy, we should buy the US and turn it into a theme park.
HA! Joke’s on you. We’re already a theme park. Otopia. Our leader is Selfie The Clown. Besides, I meant the island of Britain. Why are you so defensive? Didn’t your countrymen (at least the ones that had balls) vote for independence recently?
If you did turn ‘murica into a theme park, what would you call it? Londonistan West? Burqadilly Circus? Teaworld? Sorry, that last one was a cheap shot. I actually enjoy a spot of tea now and then.