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I wrote him a folk song:

Let's Give Them A Hug

Let's all make our peace with the fellers in black
Who surround a small schoolyard and bravely attack
Who stone helpless women and string up the gays
Let's give 'em a hug for their jihadi ways
(Sound of muezzin warbling in the background)

A peck on the cheek for the fellers who hate
Who barbecue prisoners and decapitate
Who blow up civilians with explosive toys
Who tongue-kiss their camels and bugger the boys
(Sound of camels slurping in the background)

Chorus
That greasy beard,
We don't think it's weird
We just don't understand
Since you don't shave
What use you have
For the razor in your hand
(Sound of screaming and gurgling in the background)

A round of applause for the turban boys there
Who wail to their god with their butts in the air
So all of us dhimmis in infidel-land
Let's give 'em a hug and then give 'em a hand
Oh, wait, not that hand...
(Sound of chopping and screaming in the background)

Repeat chorus, fade...