[Wyrd bið ful aræd]

Oh, you don't understand. I'm not a Texan right now. I'll be one when I move there and buy me a cowboy hat. And some cowboy boots too I guess.

And I don't anything about goats. When I'm Texan I'm going to rope cows and steers and bulls and such, like all the other Texans.

[IMR 4350]

Oh I understand you aren’t a Texan and even if you did move here and spent the rest of you life here you would never be a Texan.

You would never be anything more than a goat roper.

[Tijeras_Slim]

I'll be one when I move there and buy me a cowboy hat. And some cowboy boots too I guess.

And I don't anything about goats. When I'm Texan I'm going to rope cows and steers and bulls and such, like all the other Texans.

Wrong, you'll only truly be a Texan when you come to New Mexico to ski and behave like a jackwagon.

[VerySadAmerican]

Just thought I’d let you know that you’ll have to wear your Wranglers on the inside of your boots. You have to own at least 100 acres and three head of cattle before you can wear them over the top of the boots.