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To: editor-surveyor; CatherineofAragon; Finny; Old Sarge; Lazamataz
“Well who ever accused Trump of being presidential?”

It appears Trump's main activity is to trash someone/anyone/anything at least once every day. Let us practice so we will be as superfluous as he is:

1. I do not do twitter but pretend I did. I send a tweet to you, “You are so fat your pants do not fit, but, hey, I like you, and I do not know if you are a convicted criminal or not, but people are talking about it - I did not start it - someone asked me about it. I hope you are not a criminal, but you should go to a judge to be sure you are not. You could lose your job if people believe you are a criminal. I will keep telling people you are a criminal until you tell me you got the paper - that way I will not be telling a lie, will keep saying you are a criminal because you see I really do not know if you are or not - I hope you are not but I do not want to be wrong. By the way, I own a man spa thing and they can get those fat pounds off of you. I know, I weigh 40 lbs. more than you do, but it is ‘appearance’ that counts and I look good at 40 lbs. more than you and you look worse.”

2. Now, you send me a tweet saying something like, “I am not sure, but I heard you have a mustache - someone said you had one but I hope you do not since you are a woman. Oh, I guess that is it, you are a woman who wants to be a man. I will tell the next people I meet that you are actually a man, unless you are not. If you really are a woman, go to a judge to get a piece of paper that says you are a woman because you say you are. By the way, I own a spa thing for women and they could get rid of that mustache, if you have a mustache which I am not sure you do but I heard you do.

When we can write trash like the above, every day, we will be as accomplished as Trump. It makes his day to write crap and have people talk about his crap. It is hard to believe people will put the country's future in his hands.

106 posted on 01/07/2016 9:20:10 PM PST by Marcella (CRUZ (Prepping can save your life today))
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To: Marcella
Marcella, knowing what I know about Tweets (which is very little, I don't even know how to text) ... I'm sitting here giggling. Thanks for the good laugh!
115 posted on 01/07/2016 9:29:04 PM PST by Finny (Voting "against" is a wish. Be ready to own what you vote for.)
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To: Marcella

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LOL!

Beautiful.


117 posted on 01/07/2016 9:32:29 PM PST by editor-surveyor (Freepers: Not as smart as I'd hoped they'd be)
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